The Ozporns

Directing: Anthony R. Lovett

The Ozporns, America's favorite dysfunctional family. Each week they air their dirty laundry on the reality show that takes you into their home, their lives, and even their beds. There's Izzy, the constipated, scatter-brained dad whose good intentions are sometimes toiled by his overactive libido: Sherri his loving wife who wears the pants in the family - and never takes them off: Fiona and John, who come home from college to create sexual chaos: Sarah, the nymphomaniacal nanny: and the sundry other characters who drop in unannounced and leave sexually gratified. In this episode, Izzy is on a mission to find out who stole his bran muffins. John is getting his feet (and other body parts) wet …